Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam
cewek2 bilang: woow, cool banget...
kalo cowok jelek pendiam
cewek2 bilang: ih kuper...
kalo cowok ganteng jomblo
cewek2 bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis
kalo cowok jelek jomblo
cewek2 bilang: sudah jelas...kagak laku...
kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
cewek2 bilang: nobody's perfect
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
cewek2 bilang: pantes...tampangnya kriminal
kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yang diganggu
preman
cewek2 bilang: wuih jantan...kayak di filem2
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewek yang diganggu
preman
cewek2 bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia..
kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik
cewek2 bilang: klop...serasi banget...
kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik
cewek2 bilang: pasti main dukun...
kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek
cewek2 bilang: jangan sedih, khan masih ada aku...
kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek
cewek2 bilang:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-
liuk dari atas ke
bawah)...kaciaaan deh lo.....
kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
cewek2 bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih...
kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
cewek2 bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya robot...
kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang
cewek2 bilang: perasaannya halus...penuh cinta
kasih
kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang
cewek2 bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus
saling menyayangi...
kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW
cewek2 bilang: matching...keren luar dalem
kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW
cewek2 bilang: mas majikannya mana?...
kalo cowok ganteng males difoto
cewek2 bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar
kalo cowok jelek males difoto
cewek2 bilang: pasti nggak tega ngeliat hasil
cetakannya
kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede
cewek2 bilang: wah kayak lorenzo lamas...bikin
lemes...
kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede
cewek2 bilang: awas!! mandra-gade lewat...
kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek2 bilang: ini baru cowok gentlemen
kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek2 bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu...
kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati
cewek2 bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalo cowok2 jelek bersedih hati
cewek2 bilang: cengeng amat!!...laki-laki bukan
sih?
Kalo cowok ganteng baca e-mail ini
langsung ngaca sambil senyum2 kecil, lalu
berkata "life is beautifull"
kalo cowok jelek baca e-mail ini,
Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus triak sekeras-
kerasnya
"HIDUP INI KEJAAAAMMM....!!!"
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Senin, 18 Februari 2008
Rabu, 19 September 2007
** Arti Nama Kamu **
arti nama kamu dalam bahasa inggris :
Example : my name - Luki
L: loves to laugh and smile
U: is very sexual
K: crazy
I: very good kisser
hehehehe , menarik bukan ? nah coba saja sendiri urutan dari nama kamu ^^
the meaning :
A: Hot
B: Amazing kisser
C: good kisser
D: can kick your ass
E: is an amazing friend
F: loves people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: cute
I: very good kisser
J: is really sweet
K: crazy
L: loves to laugh and smile
M: makes dating fun
N: Easy To Fall in Love with
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: is a good person to be with
S: makes people laugh
T: their smile is to die for
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times
finish deh selamat mencoba ^^ :P
Example : my name - Luki
L: loves to laugh and smile
U: is very sexual
K: crazy
I: very good kisser
hehehehe , menarik bukan ? nah coba saja sendiri urutan dari nama kamu ^^
the meaning :
A: Hot
B: Amazing kisser
C: good kisser
D: can kick your ass
E: is an amazing friend
F: loves people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: cute
I: very good kisser
J: is really sweet
K: crazy
L: loves to laugh and smile
M: makes dating fun
N: Easy To Fall in Love with
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: is a good person to be with
S: makes people laugh
T: their smile is to die for
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times
finish deh selamat mencoba ^^ :P
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